โš ๏ธ Not technically a van

Caravans

"We judge vans. This isn't a van. But here we are."

Look, we know. A caravan isn't a van. It doesn't even have an engine. It just sits there, being towed, taking up the entire M5 on a Bank Holiday. But the van community asked for it, and who are we to say no?

โš–๏ธ Official VanJudge ruling: ALLOWED (under protest)
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Touring Caravans

The classic. Tow it, park it, argue about levelling for 45 minutes.

Bailey Unicorn

The people's caravan. Solid, well-specced, holds value.

Swift Challenger

Kitchen better than most flats. Island bed is *chef's kiss*.

Coachman VIP

Premium brand, premium price, premium smugness at the rally.

Lunar Clubman

Underrated legend. Great build quality, loyal following.

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Static Caravans

Not a van. Not a house. Stuck on a park. But oddlyโ€ฆ lovely?

Willerby Vogue

The Rolls-Royce of static caravans. Central heating that actually works.

ABI Windermere

Entry level done right. Your first holiday home?

Carnaby Helmsley

Lodge-style living. You'll forget it's a caravan.

Swift Bordeaux

French name, British build. Very confused but very nice.

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Motorhomes

Half van, half caravan. Identity crisis on wheels. We respect the commitment.

Auto-Trail Tracker

Fiat Ducato base. The gateway drug to motorhome life.

Elddis Autoquest

Budget-friendly, surprisingly spacious. Perfect first motorhome.

Bรผrstner Ixeo

German engineering. Everything clicks. Literally โ€” every cupboard clicks.

Hymer B-Class

The Mercedes of motorhomes. If money is no object.

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Folding Campers & Trailer Tents

For people who want a caravan but also want to pretend they're camping.

Pennine Fiesta

British classic. Sets up in 15 mins (or 2 hours, first time).

Conway Crusader

Canvas and aluminium nostalgia. Smells like childhood holidays.

Opus Air

Modern, inflatable, and very Instagram. Glamping for the van crowd.

Camplair S

German overengineering meets British campsites. Handles well.

โš–๏ธ Van vs Caravan: The Verdict

๐Ÿš Van

Has an engine โœ…

Can park in a normal space โœ…

Doesn't block the M5 โœ…

Van tax, van insurance โœ…

Cool factor: Maximum ๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿ•๏ธ Caravan

No engine. Zero. None. โŒ

Takes up 3 parking spaces โŒ

Bank Holiday M5 villain โŒ

Needs a tow car (another cost) โŒ

Cool factor: Your nan loves it ๐Ÿ‘ต

In fairness, caravans do have more space, a proper toilet, and your nan's approval. That counts for something.

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